Ah yes, in order to enter BBG’s “grand fucking prize” drawing I have to talk about my extreme restraints wish list. Ooh, like it’s hard to get me to talk about sex toys. (Heh.) I had already set one up when I became an affiliate a while back, and it’s linked in my sidebar under “Wish Lists.” Should you ever feel inclined to get me a birthday present, or a Labor Day present, or a “Gee, Nadia, I think you’re spiffy!” present, please refer to the wish lists for my kinky heart’s desire. (And please use my link. Thank you.)
I’ve got 17 items on the list. What are they? (Direct links are on the wish list, I’m too lazy to cut/paste them here.)
1. The stainless steel twist dildo (aka the Njoy Fun Wand) Oh yes, Njoy toys – I lust after them.
2. The Grease Gun – wouldn’t this make anal sex so much more fun? Lube applied directly in your anus. Brilliant.
3. The Stainless Steel Groove Dildo (aka the Njoy Eleven). My god, what female-bodied sex blogger doesn’t want this? I mean, really? Holy grail of sex toys (next to the sybian I suppose).
4. Leather collar to wrist restraints. What can I say, I’m kinky. The idea of my hands helplessly held up by cuffs linked to a collar is hot.
5. Ring gag – This is one of those things I may turn out to hate in practice – I know that my biggest complaint about gags is how your mouth ends up uncomfortably dry. But it’s hot to have your mouth held open. So I’d like to give it a try.
6. Leather cupless corset with g-string. Sexy! Why wouldn’t I want this??
7. The Liberator Esse – the piece of Liberator furniture I want the most, although I’ve no idea where I’d put it.
8. Liberator Bondage Wedge/Ramp – I’ve got the wedge (with the scoop) but I’d like the ramp.
9. Spreader bar. At one point I was supposed to get one of these to review from another store. Very disappointed that fell through.
10. Strict leather split crop. I was given one for my 30th birthday and it went missing sometime early this year. I want a replacement.
11. Wartenburg Wheel – one of the most inexpensive BDSM toys you can buy- and somehow I don’t have one yet.
12. Strict leather fur paddle. Leather to pound your ass, fur to feel sensuously amazing stroked on your sore, red ass.
13. Spider mouth gag. Like the ring gag, it’s probably something I’ll ultimately dislike, but man, it’s hot.
14. Silicone red ball gags. Tantus makes this, and it’s a “Beginner’s Ball Gag” which I’d like to try since most ball gags hurt my jaw. This may be easier to wear.
15. Natural Rattan Cane. MasterDoc wants a cane. And it’s one of those toys I will probably have a love/hate relationship with.
16. Impressions paddles. What submissive wouldn’t want the word “slut” impressed on their ass? I mean, really?
17. Pjur Aqua Water Based Lube. Because you can never have too much lube.
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