
Funny, that’s MasterDoc’s preferred method of treatment too.
Found over at Spanking Blog. Apparently it’s from an old film poster.

Funny, that’s MasterDoc’s preferred method of treatment too.
Found over at Spanking Blog. Apparently it’s from an old film poster.
Yes my friends, I have been “the blogger who slacks off” for the past 10 days or so. I’ve written about having a bit of burnout after years of blogging, but I never seem to get to the point where I want to stop.
So what have you all missed in my sexual adventures? Well of course I’ve had the pleasure of sex with MasterDoc several times. Last Thursday evening, we were hanging out with DeeDee, her other boyfriend, MasterDoc’s (and my) friend Liz, who was visiting from across the country, and my friend DivaSub, when MasterDoc escaped into the bedroom for a while. The rest of us were still having fun socializing and DivaSub was about to tell a story about the horrific hoarder apartment she had been to recently, (She’s an opera singer, she’s quite theatrical in her storytelling.) when my phone rang. It was MasterDoc calling from the next room.
He wanted to know if I’d come into the bedroom and suck his cock. I found it simultaneously amusing and arousing to know he was beckoning his submissive into the bedroom to take care of his sexual desires. I wanted to hear DivaSub’s tale though, so I asked to do that, and he let me. Next thing I know he’s serving us all sorbet – probably to get dessert out of the way and bring the social evening to a close.
Sorbet finished, DivaSub’s story finished, and MasterDoc reminds me he wants me in the bedroom. I said goodnight to everyone and slipped off to him.
The main thing I remember, now that it’s days later, is that he fucked me silly even though I was pretty tired by that time. When doesn’t he fuck me silly? It’s a regular occurrence now for him to fuck me to the point where I very nearly ask him to stop. He takes me to the point where I don’t think I can come anymore and then he makes me do it again. When he’s finished with me I collapse onto the bed, exhausted.
I knew that since he had a full house this weekend, I’d end up spending time at my place for the first extended period of time in weeks. (I had to go grocery shopping Friday night after work since I had fuckall at my place.) His girlfriend J. was visiting, as was his friend Liz, and of course there was DeeDee and MasterDoc at home. I had a chance to see MasterDoc on Saturday when J and Liz went out for the afternoon.
I asked him to come to my place, and somehow even though the whole maneuver wasn’t a secret, it felt illicit. It was strange but I enjoyed it too. I think knowing we had just a little time together made it all the more exciting. I was very horny and started off without him – reading male Dom/fem sub erotica. (Edited by the lovely Rachel Kramer Bussel who I’ve been fortunate to meet. I make no money off that link, I’m just sharing the book title.) I got out my Gigi vibe, lay on my purple Liberator fascinator throe (I got one for my place too) and made myself come. I think part of me worried that MasterDoc wouldn’t be able to make it, and I figured I should just go ahead and get off while thinking about him.
He came over a little later and I was so happy to see him you’d think I hadn’t seen him in weeks. He needed time to settle in but I tried to move things towards the bed as soon as possible. (Hey, when you live in a studio, you don’t need to change rooms.)
He asked about what toys I had in my place and he was interested to check out the Wahl massager. I keep a wedge-shaped attachment on it and he used that to place the vibe up against his perineum (or “taint” for those less technically inclined) while I sucked his cock. Ooh he loved that. I lavished affection on his cock and made him rock hard in no time. I took him deep into my throat – I wondered what it felt like on his cock head while my throat muscles convulsed a little from nearly gagging.
He used the Wahl on me next, and made me come so hard, so fast. This was not without a bit of teasing, but if you recall I had warmed myself up earlier. He had me kneel with my ass in the air. “I love seeing your pussy on display like that.” Even without contact my cunt felt like it had been caressed.
He fucked me. Again, until I was feeling exhausted. He teased me and then made me come when it sounded like I couldn’t take it anymore. I thought about how much I love being the hole he fucks until he’s satisfied. That bit of objectification made me hot.
I found myself thinking a little, but then the internal monologue would shut up entirely as I became the orgasm. Over and over again, I’d be lost in the high of coming. Thought became unnecessary.
It wasn’t until the second round that I told him about my love of being his hole. Since I was exhausted he got on top. Apparently I wasn’t too exhausted to come a whole bunch again.
He wears me out. He’s in his mid-50s and he wears me, a woman in her late 30s who has recently lost a lot of weight and has been exercising, out. If I were at all religious I’d be saying, “Praise Jesus!” right now. But I know that it’s not Jesus I have to thank for that cock.
Our time together was relatively brief but so very fulfilling I happily went about my day being a homebody after he left.
Besides my still being crazy for MasterDoc and the wonderful sex he provides, I had a date a week ago with a nice guy. We met up for drinks, then had dinner, and by the end were flirting shamelessly and he was trying to persuade me to head to New Jersey with him to his place, and he’d drive me home in the morning. After some thought, and some comments on how I’d rather save penetration for another time, he convinced me, and my drunken self got on a bus to New Jersey with him.
We had a damn good time rolling around, having oral sex and him rubbing his cock on me and between my ass cheeks. He made me come a whole bunch of times. I was quite happy to have gone home with him. I asked to sleep in the guest room since I was in a new place (I almost inevitably don’t sleep well in a new place) and I didn’t have earplugs on me since I hadn’t expected to go home with him. (I sleep every night, since college, with earplugs. I’m such a light sleeper.)
The next morning, we fooled around some more, and then got bagels on the way to dropping me off at MasterDoc’s. I really like the guy. I hope he comes back for more.
The one drawback? MasterDoc had been plotting with Blondie for her to come over and both of them to top me again. Doh. But I got home too late and was simply exhausted from not sleeping well. It will have to wait for another time.
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I’m going to take a moment to stray from sex blogging to talk a bit about weight and body image. Since February 2010, when I started a concerted effort, until now I’ve lost about 50-55 lbs. (I put the range because my weight can fluctuate a couple of pounds up or down on any given day.) I live in a society (the United States) where weight loss is hailed as unequivocally a “good thing.” But a friend recently forwarded me this excellent blog entry about weight loss, and why you shouldn’t assume anything about it: Dear People Who Comment about Weight Loss.
I think that overwhelmingly my weight loss is a positive thing since I did it healthfully and gradually. (I averaged 2 lbs. every 2 weeks when it was going strong. After a few months of plateau I seem to be losing again.) With 50 fewer pounds to lug around, my knee issues have all but disappeared. My father was diagnosed with diabetes last year, and if I stayed obese that was pretty much inevitably my destiny too. I feel better and I’m glad I did this for my health. A huge part of the weight loss is due to improving my diet. At various points in my life having a serving of fruit a month was usual, now I eat fruit daily as much as possible since it can fill me up without a lot of calories. I eat more whole grains and vegetables now, and I’m sure my body thanks me for it. When I calculated the amount of calories I had to be averaging a day to maintain the weight I was, I was dumbfounded. (I’ve read you need 12 calories per pound of body weight a day to maintain your current weight.) No wonder I was fat! And eating in pretty much any restaurant in the United States will help you keep weight on. (For most of us. There are people who are thin and wish they could gain weight. This needs to be considered and these people treated with the same respect as the “average” and the fat.)
Counting calories and changing my diet was a lot of work, but now that it’s become habit it is much easier than before. (DeeDee’s cooking healthfully for MasterDoc and I has been a HUGE help.) I still have to be vigilant, however. This is a trade off I will probably need to do the rest of my life – count calories to make sure what I’m eating on average is reasonable. I’d like to thank my parents around now for the terrible diet habits I’ve had. (Sarcasm.)
But the idea that losing weight is 100% a positive experience is just not true. I thought it would be, but I’ve been caught by surprise with the difficulties. Having to buy an entirely new wardrobe, not once but two or three times, as I dropped clothing sizes has been difficult. I’ve scoured clearance, sales and the local thrift store but without that I don’t know what I’d be wearing right now. I seem to be on the verge of another size drop, so the pants I bought two sizes ago (and less than 6 months ago) and really liked are now ridiculously big on me. Clothing that I loved to wear doesn’t fit any more and I have to say goodbye to it. I have a corset and a waist cincher I need to put up for sale on ebay as they’re too big. The belts I purchased to help with my pant issues are nearly on the last hole just months later.
I’m sure before the weight loss I would have just felt envious over this “problem” I’m having, but the weirdest thing is feeling like a) my body isn’t my own/familiar anymore and b) while I KNOW I’ve lost weight and clothing sizes, I’m fat/flabby in the same places and don’t feel like I’ve changed as much as I have.
Remembering one of my favorite novels as a pre-teen, There’s a Bat in Bunk Five by (the fabulous) Paula Danziger, there was a scene where the main character, who had lost a lot of weight since the previous novel, The Cat Ate my Gymsuit, is at a store in Woodstock, NY and asks for a t-shirt that is clearly (to the salesperson) too big for her. The salesperson comments on how the main character must have lost a lot of weight and that people who do so have a hard time visualizing their bodies as they now are. I go clothes shopping and think, “That’s a large, it won’t fit me. I need 1x.” but then the large fits me wonderfully now. I had developed an identity as a young woman who wore size 18 or 20. Now that I’m in size 14 and needing to check out size 12 pants, my identity has been skewed. On some levels I see my body as it was. I’m still flabby in the same spots (yet according to the terribly imperfect BMI, I’m just on the verge of being in the “normal” weight category, after being in the obese one for my entire adult life thus far). Regular exercise has helped me feel better and has clearly improved my stamina during sex, but I still have an “imperfect” body by so many standards. If I don’t manage to tone up, a part of me will feel like I didn’t quite succeed. I realize this is sad. I realize that at nearly 40 years old this is tougher than it could have been 20 years ago.
And the times when I notice the changes in my body, I’m thrown off. Various sections feel kinda bony now whereas they never did before. I caught sight of myself in the mirror before a shower recently and I was shocked to see the definition of my ribs in my back. (I was slouching, that “helped.”) I feel like I’m in someone else’s body. “I’m plus size, what’s this nonsense about shopping in the non-plus size section?” The stores I’ve shopped in for years don’t carry my bra band size. I’ve had to figure out where other women get their bras. While I haven’t lost cup size, my boobs seem saggier, less dense and flatter than before. I don’t like this.
I don’t know if the flab I see is mere flab that I could lose via continuing to eat healthier and exercise, or if it’s loose skin. And if it’s loose skin do I want to pursue cosmetic surgery to remove it? I’ve been hoping that through such slow weight loss my skin would adjust.
I get more male attention now than before, and while it’s flattering it’s also weird for me. Men eye me on the street who wouldn’t have given me a second glance before.
Perhaps I’m most disturbed by the fact that I feel like I’m somehow “normal” now that I’m down to size 14 (or perhaps a size smaller now). I can shop in “normal” stores (although plus size stores carry my size quite often and I still shop them). I’m tall and not inclined to being skinny so being a size 6 is totally unreasonable for me, but to be within the “small – medium – large” paradigm after so many years is strange. I have a large bag of 1x and 2x size clothing to get rid of. I don’t think I should feel any more normal now than before, however, and this is poisonous cultural programming rearing its ugly head.
I’m all for fat acceptance. I have a hard time with people who totally ignore the health issues that can come with obesity, but on the other hand we all should have the freedom to do with our bodies what we wish. If you’re happier being fat, then you shouldn’t be treated badly for it. If you’re truly healthy at your heavier weight, then why change? Also, weight loss is not easy – I didn’t do it for nearly 20 years of being technically obese (I was in total denial about how overweight I was too) – I’m not here to judge anyone who is struggling, or has given up or just refuses to live their life on a diet. That’s their choice. And being fat does not make one stupid, lazy, or any other a thousand things our culture ascribes to obesity. We need to treat people as human beings – regardless of what they look like.
I’m happy I’ve made these changes, but my body feels so foreign right now.
The latest addition to my ever-growing cache of sex toys is the Fun Factory Duke. I’ve been getting various prostate stimulating plugs over the years in the hopes of finding one MasterDoc really likes. This seems to be the one.
Others we’ve tried haven’t been firm enough, or thick enough, or shaped to really press against the prostate. The unusual shape of the Duke fits the male anatomy like no other toy we’ve tried. (Plus it’s fun to pretend it’s a sea monster when it’s not in use. I’m a dork, I know.) It’s made of firm, yet pliable silicone (and thus is sterilizable, always desirable in a butt toy) with a removable, rechargeable vibrator. The vibrator has three intensities and three patterns. The power button is a bit small and hard to press, but not significantly so. It seems the vibe is strong enough to make the vibration a real asset. Battery-powered plugs always seem to come up short on power. MasterDoc likes the vibration on this one. The vibrator is easy to remove, a problem when cleaning other silicone/vibe combination toys, but it doesn’t slip out.
The outer bit is convenient to press against the perineum. It takes some time and gentle work to get the Duke in (we used lube of course) but the shape fills up the rectum and provides pressure on the prostate gland. (Prostate massage is not only stimulating for a man, but also good for his prostate health.)
The charger has a cute, gimicky “click ‘n’ charge” connector. The charging ports are magnetic and the charger clicks on to the toy. It lights up when it’s charging and the light goes off once it’s fully charged.
I’ve seen good sex toys and bad ones, this is one of the best. It has already gone into regular rotation in our play. I feel like our prostate plug search is over!
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Sex toy was provided free of charge from Babeland in return for an honest review. I received no other benefits for doing this review.
On my day off, I got one of those afternoons I remember having when I was 18 and dating my first boyfriend. MasterDoc and I spent the better part of the afternoon in bed. Knowing that we were going to have sex, I set up the bedroom – throe on the bed, condoms, lube and my collar out and any toys I thought we might like to use. As he bathed, I took my siri and worked my clit.
He seemed to be taking a long time in the bath, so I walked in, vibe still in hand and found him reading a book. (He often has his nose in a book. No wonder I love him.) I told him matter of factly that I was “hot, wet and ready for him.” This made him finish his bath faster.
After some distraction (He often gets sidetracked helping a friend or lover with a problem. He’s a mensch like that.) he put on some porn from PublicDisgrace.com. I loved the video of a woman being passed around at party. I’ve had fantasies like that, of being the entertainment at a party of pervs who play with my body in all sorts of ways. While we watched, I played with my vibe. He stroked himself and we soon fucked with me on hands and knees. But first, he used the anal beads on me. It took a while to work them all in. The small ones go in easily but the last couple can take some work. He took breaks to fuck me briefly, I suppose to get my body used to having both holes filled before the largest diameter beads were in. Sometimes firm toys can prove to be painful when doing double insertion, but this worked out. The last two beads felt quite large. He murmured, “That’s it just two more to go,” and I relaxed my sphincter as best I could. I could feel my ass stretch to accommodate them.
He fucked me with the beads in. He’d tug on and wiggle the beads as he fucked me. I squirted a TON. The throe was sopping wet from that time forward. As we cuddled, I folded it over so I wasn’t laying in this huge wet spot. And yes, all that squirting went hand in hand with a massive series of orgasms. He caned me a bit after. The pain melted into pleasure and I probably could have come from the caning. (I have before.)
My body was sore and tired from exercise and all the fucking the night before at the club. But you know me, I’m nearly always ready for sex. I told MasterDoc how during that long fuck I kept thinking about him fucking me up the ass. He said that he had considered that. I told him that I thought maybe I should say, “Would you like to fuck my ass, Sir?” as a way to indicate I would like to, but still leaving him in control of course. I really should have said it, but better late than never. He tried fucking my ass, but for some reason we just couldn’t get the right angle. I tried flipping over the axis, but then I found myself face down in my own squirt. And while I generally think my squirt has a pleasing, light, musky smell, being nose to liquid was too much. I flipped the shape over again. When anal wouldn’t work, he fucked my pussy again for a while and then we tried anal with us laying on our sides. (I mention these sorts of things because this shit happens to us all. Sometimes sex doesn’t work the way you want it to. You just move on and try something else.) He got his cock in but it wasn’t the ideal position. Of course even in non-ideal positions I often come like a porn star in heat. This was no exception.
Soon after, he wanted to fuck me again and I couldn’t believe my incredible luck. He kept making me come so much! Four times in an afternoon! (And my orgasms are long, extended, multiple affairs usually.) MasterDoc got on top for a fuck after I placed a towel on top of all my squirt on the throe.
This sex was transcendent. I actually managed to open my eyes a few times to look into his. I’m sure the look in my eyes was one of helpless lust. He made me come for a long time. I have no idea how long it actually was, but it was much longer than most fucks last. My body turned into jelly and I actually stopped holding up my legs at one point – somehow my joints were suddenly more flexible than usual. I couldn’t feel anything but him fucking me.
While I recovered, for sex like that requires recovery, I was near tears of happiness from having so many overwhelming orgasms. I admitted that if MasterDoc said, “I’m worth it, aren’t I?” (when I’m faced with some pesky chore around his place) over the next few days, I couldn’t give any answer but an unqualified YES. (Depending on the task and the day, I sometimes grumble a bit, although I usually admit he’s worth it.)
I think he should start giving classes. More women need to enjoy the level of sex I do.
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