“Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time!”

I didn’t necessarily need extra entertainment this afternoon, but this came into my Nadia West Facebook account:

EM November 4 at 5:02pm

omg ur like a perve ur fuckin profile pic on FACEBOOK is u naked?! holy fuck wat the hell is wrong with u?!

My reply:

Nadia West November 4 at 5:11pm

A) Who are you and why do you care? B) Are you capable of writing proper English or are you ignorant?

Nothing is wrong with me. I am quite happy, thank you. Quite educated, successful and comfortable with my body and sexuality.

She had to keep going. I suppose it’s the junior high thing to do. I looked through her friends list and didn’t find anyone who’s even on my regular Facebook list. Really odd that she found me, unless she’s looking for another Nadia West.

EM November 4 at 5:25pm

obviously ur stupid my name is right there! and i can write watever i want it is waayy more than a free country! i was lookin up one of my best friends and i scrolled down to find her and u came first! so i automatically almost through up. that was just scary and weird! and yes no dip ur fine with ur body fine enough with ur naked body!!! plus if ur gettin someone to take pix of u NAKED then ur not very succesful and u probably havent even had a bf yet wat r u 23 and ur ugly as shit!

Followed by:

EM November 4 at 5:25pm

ur like blood white, ur so white ur almost bloody!!

Yes, I found that comment to be utterly confusing as well. Anyway, my inner bitch came out, after all this girl contacted me and started calling me names. I couldn’t resist. Yes I can be a bitch.

NW November 4 at 5:45pm

As amusing as it is talking to you young lady, I don’t think I’ll keep up the correspondence after this. I’m very confused by your “blood white” comment. Last I checked, blood was red. But perhaps on the planet you’re from it’s white. I don’t know.

As for your name, yes it is right there but that still doesn’t explain WHO you are. And speaking of a free country, I can post naked pictures of myself if I like (I also blog about sexuality, I’m sure that will freak you out too). Although fact is, you’re making a big huff over some bare shoulders as my breasts and nipples are covered by a rectangle. (I follow facebook’s rules.) Yup, you’re shocked and nauseated by shoulders. You really should see a psychiatrist about that.

I’m 36 (and look damn good for my age, thanks for thinking I’m 23, I get that a lot), have Master’s degree, full time job and three wonderful boyfriends. I’m sure uptight little you won’t figure out how to have an orgasm til you’re 50.

What are you, 12? You’re certainly at that “awkward” stage in life. Poor thing

Tee hee. That was more fun than it should have been. And it was definitely immature. But I didn’t want that young lady to think that berating people to conform with her value system would let her walk away unscathed.

P.S. A few hours later she sent this:

dont u even think for a minute that im a “poor thing” ur so fuckin delusional…. no wonder a hippie creep like u i wouldnt denie it for 1 sec… and ur sp stupid if u had cool friends u would know wat blood red means no u dont look good for ur age btw plus i can only c the top of u which i saggy and grose and just plain discusting..!!!!

u gay motherfuckin perve omg and u should c a therapist about ur brain problem because obviously there is one! no u dont look good for ur age btw plus i can only c the top of u which i saggy and grose and just plain discusting..!!!! and holy fuck (!!!!) ur a whore 3 wonderful bf’s my azz! i bet u dont even have any kids or even married, ur gonna die alone and u know it. i think im just gonna block u so i dont have to deal with ur shit anymore u muther fuckin perve! p.s. there no real name for a old women who talks about ur upper body to young children, now if u were a guy which i dont doubt u was b4, then THAT would b a pervert.

cheerio to u too bitch

Wow, this girl has issues. I’m leaving it at that.

9 Responses to ““Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time!””

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Tightly Bound
November 4, 2009 at 10:40 pm

BAHAHAHAHAHA! Thats fantastic Seriously, is this what the teens of the world are like these days? I weep for the future if thats the case … at least it was entertaining!
lunaKM
November 4, 2009 at 11:04 pm

OMG the whole story is hilarious and all I caught was the twitter version at first. Heheh.
Sexie Sadie
November 4, 2009 at 11:53 pm

WOW!!! That is just about all I can say!

xo~Sadie
thepinkpoppet
November 5, 2009 at 12:05 am

Scoreboard–

Stupid little twit that cannot write REAL words=ZERO Points.

Nadia=1,000,000,000 + Points.

Winner is CLEARLY Nadia!

That’s my final decision!

http://thepinkpoppet.wordpress.com
Prospero
November 5, 2009 at 12:42 am

I second Sadie’s “Wow!”
Coy Pink
November 5, 2009 at 2:20 am

Wow. Just….wow. People who write like that (a horrible rendition of text speak) should be locked away until they can play like real grown ups and communicate in a coherent way. I’m sorry you weren’t able to educate her but you know, you can’t argue with crazy (or ignorant).

I’m 100% in agreement with pinkpoppet’s point tally. Smart, sexy, educated, coherent, and possessing-excellent-english-skills Nadia is the clear winner.

P.S.
Good grammar is TOTALLY hot.
Nadia
November 5, 2009 at 9:55 am

As amusing as this was, I started feeling concerned that she’s perhaps younger than the 13 yr old age limit Facebook imposes. I may report her for her abusive emails. It was really rich when she said that she’s going to block me after she contacted me!!

Oy.
Dani Darling
November 5, 2009 at 5:25 pm

Some people shouldn’t be allowed on computers. lol
The Beautiful Kind
November 9, 2009 at 3:24 am

Wow I’ve encountered idiots all over the internet, but never on facebook.

And woah, fb has a 13 yr old age limit?? I’m glad to hear that. I have a few friends who have 9 or 10 yr olds with fb profiles. They suggested I get one for my 9 yr old. I thought that was weird. Needless to say, I’m not into it.