Today I’ve suddenly gotten a bunch of messages on a popular vanilla dating site. From an adorable 19 year old looking to get it on with an older woman (I declined with a compliment that he’s very cute) to a 25 year old virgin looking to have me teach him how to please a woman in every way – except having sex with him. But this email, from a 51 year old guy really takes the cake. Excuse me while I gag.
“Life is so much beautiful when you have a loved one who really cares. ..One who knows what soulmate is really meant by,worth and ready to give out the best of love to the fullest.That perfect half who really understands what unconditional love implies.. love that is considered unconditional and undying; so great that one’s heart might seems to burst with the joy of it. I was just checkin out for that perfect half of mine when i came across your sweet profile which i just have to express my feelings towards you..I felt attracted to you and really like your profile due to the beautiful words on it even to this day, because your soul spoke to me through your eyes,words even when you didn’t know it. It’s the part of you, that you hold the secret
to, that many don’t see, and I want to dig deeper to get and find the real woman and friend in you”
*gag*
roflol
glad to see i’m not the only one getting asshats on that site.
but seriously….i gotta know now whats in your profile that makes these youngins flock to you and want Mrs Robinson??? geesh lady